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My goal for the weekend? I must find and enjoy a container of the new Ben and Jerry’s flavor Schweddy Balls.
I remember watching the skit that inspired the name on SNL. It was roll on the floor funny. Sure, it is so crude and suggestive.
It also was and still is hilarious.
I just read an article about the uprising against Ben and Jerry’s. The fact that people are so upset about the name and believe it will harm their children only makes me more determined to find it and buy at least one container of the ice cream.
Really, people. Do you hide the chicken breasts from your kids? What about the Ding Dongs? Cheese Balls? I could go on, but you get the point.
Oh, but don’t worry. I won’t share my ice cream with my kids. Oh no, I wouldn’t want them to scarred for life due to the crude name of this new ice cream flavor.
I’ll insist on eating all the ice cream all by myself to “protect” them.
Let the hunt for the Schweddy Balls begin!
UPDATE-I have checked at three places-no ice cream. I even asked at Kroger, and the guy knew what I was talking about but looked at me like I was crazy or something. Imagine.
I shall not give up, however. I will find this ice cream!
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